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Since the beginning of time, singing telegrams have been A Very Special Way to tell That Very Special Someone That Very Special Thing. And we can help you with that.

Take a bite out of the apple of your eye with the loving incisors of Bedlam, Inc.'s singing telegrams! Succinctly (and musically) tell that jackass down the hall to turn his shit down! Propose marriage or divorce! The possibilities are endless!

The price of our dignity is exactly $2. Telegrams will be administered as quickly as possible.

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