Moses went walking with the staff of wood

Newton got beaned by the apple good

Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp

Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask

Andy did you hear about this one?

Tell me VERB? you locked in the punch?

Hey, Andy VERB? you goofing on Elvis?

Hey, baby

VERB? you having fun?

If you believe

They put a man on the moon, man on the moon

If you believe there's nothing up this sleeve

Then nothing is cool

Here's a little agit for the never-believer

Here's a little ghost for the offering

Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's

Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling

Now Andy did you hear about this one?

Tell me, VERB? you locked in the punch?

Hey Andy VERB? you goofing on Elvis,

Hey baby

VERB? we losing touch?

If you believe

They put a man on the moon, man on the moon

If you believe there's nothing up this sleeve