R E D    R I V E R   C I R C U S ,   L . L . C .

302 Sherwood Drive : Ashbyville, Connecticut, 43193

 

Jacqueline Frost

1200 Madison Ave.

Huntington, Massachusetts 31009

 

Dear Madam,

    We are writing to you on behalf of your beneficiary, William Wordsworth. In a disheartening turn of events, Mr. Wordsworth was decapitated while performing in our Fourtieth Annual Schticks and Tricks show on Saturday, March 7th, 1997. I shall spare you the details of the unheedingly gory incident and instead get to the details of the implications. Your current Will and Last Testament lists William Wordsworth as the sole heir to all things in the Frost estate following your passing. Due to the late Mr. Wordsworth's current inability to collect upon your passing, we urge you to edit your Will and Last Testament to assign the beneficiary as someone else, lest the Federal Government of the United States become the recipient of said goods. Although Will, as we called him, was unable to give any final words due to the difficulties involved in the digestive system of the lion, allow me to assure you that he believed us, the Red River Circus & Entertainment Complex, L.L.C., to be his closest friends and family. It is my opinion that Will would be most grateful in his life in Heaven if he knew that what was once going to him would now be going to us, his colleages, his family. I would appreciate a reply as to your thoughts on the matter so that I may more closely monitor the status of the situation.

 

Best Regards,

Leonard Nemoy

President

Red River Circus, L.L.C.