were one to actually attempt to shake hands with this shiny beast of heaven's virtue, one would be scalded beyond all belief - even to the point of sudden, instant, and even immediate death. i would recommend that you would stay away from said fireball to maintain your current life status.

looking at the sun is also a concern that many concerned citizens of This Planet Earth write to me about. just in the manner that you would not put your eyes onto the blazing surface of a neighborhood campfire, i urge you not to place your fragile eyes in the radiatory perils of the sun's glamorous rays. upon long exposure to the sun, ones eyes can do nothing but cease to see. after that point, they melt. many little girls and boys think that eyes are magical things that regenerate, much like a lizard's tail - but eyes certainly do not generate much like a lizards tail, they actually simply melt and sit there, rotting with a delightful vantage point just about the nose.

please don't take away my grant. i swear it's work.