quick email:
wb,
flashmob february 2nd, at 10:55am, 11:55am, and 12:55pm. make friends sign up @ http://www.pronoun.org/flashmob.
tks,
soma
long email:
welcome back! i hope your parents got you passion for flashmob for your generic winter holiday, if only to make me happy.
i was going to write a haiku about how great flashmobby things are going to be over the next few months, but i have another gimmick buried in this email, so i'll just say it outright: flashmobby things are going to be great over the next few months. the plan is bi-weekly (yes, that's twice a month) flashmobs, so SEND ME YOUR IDEAS, we'll need a good stockpile.
we had some SIGNING UP PROBLEMS (again), so make sure your friends are getting this email. if they aren't, they probably signed up when it was screwed up, or you should be more careful in who you pick as friends. you should point them to
for their own benefit.
so the first flashmob of the semester is happening two mondays from now on FEBRUARY SECOND, groundhog day (!). the beauty of it lies in the fact that it is happening between classes at 10:55pm, 11:55pm, and 12:55pm, between minor and bryant hall (outside of that covered walkway thing, on the side opposite from cabel). and such beauty it will be!
we will be having one two weeks following that one, although we aren't sure exactly which day yet.
as always, if you want to get more involved with stuff, send me an email and i'll put you on ANOTHER list. if you told me to put you on it and you don't get an email in the next few minutes from me, let me know again because i obviously screwed up.
also, GET READY FOR THE SCAV HUNT THAT IS COMING IN LATE FEEEBRUUAARRRYYYY!
flashest regards,
soma.
p.s.
Flashmob/Love/Threat Chain Letter
This is not an ordinary chain letter. Depending on how many people you send
this to your life will change.
Send This To 1 Person: Your crush will hate you
Send This TO 2 People: Your crush will stand next to you at the flashmob.
Send This To 3 People; Your crush will talk to you at the flashmob.
Send This To 5 People: Your crush will dance with you at the flashmob, even if it isn't the second one.
Send This To 7 People: Your crush will kiss your cheek at the flashmob.
Send This To 10 People: Your crush will french you at the flashmob.
Send This To 15 People: Your crush will ask you out at the flashmob.
Send This To 20 People: You and your crush will go all the way... at the flashmob?
THIS IS NO JOKE!!!!!!!!
CASE 1: NICOLE BARBARIAL OF CALIFORNIA SENT THIS OUT RIGHT AWAY TO 20 PEOPLE AND THE NEXT DAY THERE WAS A FLASHMOB, AND SEX, UNBELIEVABLE SEX!
CASE 2: MIKE ROPERS OF OREGON, SENT THIS TO 30 PEOPLE AND DIRTY THINGS HAPPENED THAT I ERASED FROM THIS EMAIL BECAUSE THEY WERE REALLY DIRTY, BUT BE ASSURED THEY HAPPENED, AND IT WAS AT A FLASHMOB, AND MIKE ROPERS WAS GRATEFUL.
CASE 3: THERESA WESTCOMB OF CALIFORNIA, DIDNT WANNA TAKE THE TIME TO SEND THIS, AND THE NEXT DAY HER AND HER BEST FRIEND WENT OVER TO THERESAS CRUSHES HOUSE, AND THEN THEY WENT TO A FLASHMOB, BUT THEY DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER. THEN THERESAS BEST FRIEND GOT MARRIED TO HIM. BOY WAS SHE DEPRESSED.
CASE 4: RUSSELL BROWN OF MAINE, DELETED IT RIGHT AWAY. HE SAW HIS CRUSH AT THE FLASHMOB HE ASKED HER TO NECK WITH HIM SHE SLAPPED HIM SILLY, AND RIGHTFULLY SO
PLEASE SEND THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!!